.: impersonator :.

Pah, those cockatoos are such a show off! what's so hard about perching on a bar with one foot up? I can do better than that! Here I am acrobating on what used to be a vase holder... Nice, eh? And I don't have to put up with those hideous feathers on my head... (ah, yesh, I tried hard not to think about the purple hairclip...sigh...)

.: I will not be picky... :.

Okay okay! You win!! I promise I won't be picky eater anymore! Now can you puhleaasee bring ma' plate down here? I'm starving here, come on! Have a heart!